Thoughts of Dora

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So today I wrote a violent dora story I really dont like dora
#1 they do not use common sense{ if a open path around their obstacle is there they do not use it}
#2 boots ads not a thing to the story
#3 they spend way to much time getting to where ever they need to go

well I thought it would be fun to write a violent dora story in this story it has dynamite, bazookas and flame throwers and funny at the same time {even mom was laughing at some parts I guess this show is for a 2 year old audience but even kids like mason have more common sense
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Mom vs Insurance company

Here's The insurance lady
Here's what my mom looked like when she tried to get hold of the insurance company except a little madder here's how the story went.

  

Mom: kids time for dinner!!!!!!!! and be quit I'm on the phone

Nolan: coming mom!!!! 

phone: ring

pre recorded messenger : Please select your option

Mom: I want to see my referral 

pre recorded messenger: I'm sorry please repeat that again

Mom: I want to see my referral!! 

pre recorded messenger: I still can't hear you what is it you want

so this goes on a while well we wait for dinner

5 minutes later after about 4 tries here's how it went

pre recorded messenger:I'm sorry please repeat that again

Mom{ now litterly screaming at the top of her lung's} I want to see my referral!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!{ maybe this is where Janie inherits her talent for screaming I thought as mom was doing this 

 

Afterward: Mom finally got to see her referral after about the 7Th time she tried to see it we ate dinner and then she said she was screaming so the Insurance company could hear her I doubt it and now I'm finishing writing this post      

Photo both

When we went over to our cousins they showed us this thing called photo both on their mac and now we have a mac and photo both too here are some pictures I've made you can make movies to but apparently it doesn't let you put them on here ya photo both is really fun      

Well theses are the rides i liked at valley fair worst to best starting at excalibur all the way to the wild thing

                                

              

Excalibur: really rickety kind of short ride decent drop like a not so scary renegade and It wasn't to popular like steel venom or renegade not to much of a thrill ride in my opinion but it was worth going on  

Power Tower: probably the most boring but it was better then Excalibur I think its boring cause all you do is you go all the way up you drop down real quick go back up half way and drop back down the fun part is that when your at the top you can see the whole park for about ten seconds  
Renegade: I think it's the newest roller coaster it was probably one of the scariest rides it turns you on your side and makes you feel like your about to fall of { I had enough of that on another roller coaster all and all it was pretty fun though 
Corkscrew: this ride was the first ride i ever went on that goes up side down it was the shortest ride but it was one of the funnest
Steel venom: first of all think of a crazy fast power tower thats a u shape and makes you stare at while about 100 feet up at a 60 degree angle then shots you forward at about 80 mph that's easily the most scary ride at valley fair but extremely fun   
Wild thing: i think this ride is the funnest in the park and has a drop almost as tall as the power tower and towards the end you go through a huge dark tunnel yes wild is easiestly the number one ride at valley fair  

Here are the ratings in my opinion of how scary each ride is 

Excalibur 7

Power tower 4

Renegade 9

Corkscrew 8

Steel venom 10

Wild thing 9 1/2 

NOT SO perfect morning

8:00 wake up find out favorite cereal in the house is gone

8:30 realize it's laundry day and the day i have to weed the garden

9:15 mom goes on walk and I have to watch mason and the only show he wanted was sesame street

10:00 sesame street finally over but then the other cartoon channel keeps being blurry but Janie is still on 

11:00 mom gets home lets ABBY be on the computer Abby breaks her promise { she promised shed let me go on in ten minutes after she was on about 40 min already

11:30 find that the family room got hit by a tornado not to mention mason has spilled a almost full box of shredded wheat { see picture up above}

11:45 mason has just lost his shirt and were looking for it 

11:50 looks like its peanut butter for lunch AGAIN 

Rufus tails

These are the names of the stuffed animals on this picture starting from the left White bunny, Rufus, Pounce and Purr well anyway my dad makes funny stories about them every Sunday here are what they are like

Rufus: Multi billionaire kind of in charge of the whole deal nice to purr and pounce most of the time { most people are not}

Purr and Pounce: The chaos causers in the house like tuna a lot call everyone kitty like to get on Nolan and white bunny's nerves Ly a lot and hate water 

White bunny: discipliner to purr and pounce likes air soft and paint ball guns likes carrots and is kind of violent

look at www.abby-tabbytales.blogspot.com for more knowledge of Rufus and gang     

my first blog

This is my first blog I had the idea today my mom has been doing this for I don't know how long and I thought it would be fun to do abby { my sister} is doing one to she starting today I think, well I hope you like my blog